Me as Cikgu BM....

Me .... as a BM tuition teacher for Form 5... That is amazingly funny. I wonder why do accept the job in the first place anyway. Perhaps the urge to get extra money just blinded me for a moment...! Guess what, teaching BM is not as easy as they thought, totally the opposite of English. I though it was supposedly easy-peasy, Boy, I was totally WRONG! Dumb bell sungguh.....! My students keep on asking me the questions in which I dumbfounded and in the end I just basically "wing it" ....bla...lalalala.... Bloody Mongkay!

The students' ability in BM totally make it worse, some even having difficulty making a fully finish composition ..... Well, I guess that is why the students need extra tuition and pass their SPM with flying colour.. .... and if they fail...it will be on ME! Argghh....NO! I don't want to be held accountable for their failure. I guess me getting A1 for my BM does not really mean I can teach BM! Auch! Currently I am doing 360 turn in learning and doing revision with my BM!

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student ha d no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein.



I simply LOVE this..... I got this from Catega.... So I do hope u enjoy this 1 .... Do open your heart and keep ur FAITH strong....!

I Hope You Dance

I Hope You Dance lyrics


I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,
May you never take one single breath for granted,
GOD forbid love ever leave you empty handed,
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.


I hope you dance....I hope you dance.


I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance,
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Livin' might mean takin' chances but they're worth takin',
Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth makin',
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter,
When you come close to sellin' out reconsider,
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.


I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone.)


I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.


Dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance..
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along
Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have



By Martina Mcbride

Naive .... me...??

Naive ..... due to my earlier post, a few close ppl of mine say I am somewhat naive..especially on that topic.... OMG!! Well, to some point ...Yes I am naive. But I think not that naive to make a choice... Perhaps I may not know what the heck am I saying.... and maybe hearing only confessions from those experienced truly it is not enough to back what am I saying. Yet, one thing for sure...as a woman ..am I not be able to make a choice....! I do hope when I have finally arrive at the crossroad I know which way to take....!! Whatever choices I make, certainly it will help shaping my own perceptions and ya.... hopefully mature as a person. Either way, Life is about making choices, living in the choices you take and hope that tomorrow might still be there for you to repeat the cycle once again.....!

Hahahaha...you are what you made of... and I don't mean to offend those (*wink*)..... Still, I respect everybody choices and I do hope you respect my point of view as well... I guess I have enough on people confusing SEX over LOVE..... especially teenagers in LOVE... I guess it is true that "people are blinded by LOVE" !!! Hohoho.... That is so EB pla....

~~~Thank You & Have a Lovely Day~~~

Being Single....

I found few of interesting Poems through the web of "Being Single"... hope you enjoy it! Wish I could compose one, yet I am too lazy think today!

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Being single … Is being free
Being wild!
An endless feeling of being nasty…
Or an outrageous feeling of being naughty.


Guess who is single?
It ain’t you! ‘Coz it’s me!
Ask me why??
Yeah right, don’t be shy!


I am single coz I am, damn, afraid of commitment
And as well as, tropical and deadly enchantment.
I don’t hate guys…but I hate their mentality…
The urge and goal of them being manly


Their way on how love is proved
Their ways on how girls being forced to do such move.
Being alone is not being single
It’s not losing someone to hold and to mingle.


Because when you’re single
You have all the chance to go on and wiggle.
Friends, lovers, countrymen come and join me…
As I take away the phobia of being lonely

You don’t have to be sad
and don’t be mad
Just be like me…
BECAUSE


I chose to be single
Coz I chose to be free
I chose to be single
Coz I chose to be me!

Posted by eimaj

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SINGLE

by Heather

I'm single.
That's one sentence I'm not afraid to say.
Being single is great.
I wouldn't give it up for a minute.
I'm not saying being in a relationship is bad.
Having someone to love is a beautiful thing...
If you don't have all the problems.
By problems I mean the arguing, the sadness, the heartaches and breaks, the rules, the expectations, the lies and deceit.
Being single means being without all those things.
At least when it comes to having a partner.


I'm single.
And I love it.
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IT'S MY SINGLE LIFE, NOT YOURS

When I was in the world, being alone was never a topic,
Now that I've crossed over, my aloneness is the Headline gossip,
"When are you going to find someone?", "What's taking so long?",
These are the questions that persist on and on,
I reply, "I'm waiting on the Lord, He knows what's best for me",
Some things I don't know but he surely does see,
I wonder why people are so interested in my life,
When, Who, Where, will I find my wife,
The concern is not theirs, but its mine, It's me and my wife who will be sharing the rest of time,
If the concerns are sincere, heartfelt, and meant,
I don't mind people inquiring on how my time will be spent,
Otherwise don't be worried about me being alone,
Instead I urge others to focus on the relationship of their own.

Warren A. Hodge, Jr.
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Single Awareness Day

Valentine…..Valentine…Valentine…. The day of LOVE they say ---> do we need to single one day out just to profess our LOVE! …. Well, for me…it is my SINGLE Awareness Day!! All the Single Ladies….put your hands up! Let us together embrace it and have fun with it and YES never allow anyone to make you feel inadequate for not being ‘TWO” in this LOVE month festivity!!

Well, this 14^th February I am going to be selfish and indulge myself with few shopping trips….perhaps have a nite out and celebrate Single Awareness Day with my girls. and families. As for couples in love, you may find yourselves in a tight budget situation….oh well…. LOVE surely cost a lot eeeh! Anyway, do have fun and profess la all your undying devotion…. (Duh!), as for me I am happily celebrating my Single Awareness Day…with a touch of wit, wisdom, friends and families!

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.

-Jo Coudert-

LOVE vs SEX

Every now and then we are confronted about the meaning of LOVE and almost every time we find it is closely related to SEX! Well, our culture --> which is the “proud” Asian culture doomed this “SEX” topic as a taboo subject. You surely will be scornfully nagged if you ever talk this matter in front of the elders and most often they choose to avoid the subject. Well that is another topic, but that is not what I want to say here.


The fact that people today associate LOVE as SEX seems to be nauseating to me. I know “IT” supposes to be liberating way of life as well as a sacrifice that you make to your body for the one you love! God heavens NO! Big FAT NO!!! Nobody should be blinded by LOVE vs. SEX! Love is the feeling --->True feeling you have for that person, how you willingly gave your heart for the other half to cherish and value for all its worth. But, now all I am seeing is that SEX is truly is a must for those in love. Even, the younger generation ranging from age 14 – 18 (or perhaps even younger) are joining in the bandwagon to the “land of lust”!! My….oh my!! Don’t let lusts cloud your view or judgments! It’s OK to give in but there’s a limit to it and know when to say NO! Honestly, guys / boys that say “if you love me, then you should have sex with me” ---> that is not LOVE my dear! He who said that is obviously someone that isn’t destine for you …. He’s just another Bastard who hunger the lust lingering over the sweetness of your delicate body! Think twice before you embark into the “land of lust” Keep in mind “He who willing to wait, are those for keep”! Guys be a gentleman and don’t push the lady into thinking SEX is keeping the relationship going. Well, I am saying this not to preach whatsoever, but hey we are slowly moving toward the land of lust instead of LOVE! We forget that what LOVE got to do with SEX anyway! Even so, as we forward to the land of modernization, we upgrade our minds, body and soul ---> in what ways that apply to us!




Well, I do have few girlfriends of mine, who were living in hatred and anger due to the fact they intimately involved or lost their virginity to some bloody bastard. They can’t seem to get pass that, but hey that is the harsh cycle of life and you do learn best from ‘experiences’ they say! I also do have few girlfriends who were liberated by being sexually active ---> Well, no comment for that, I do respect their promiscuity and yes…. You are …what you made of! As for those of my girlfriends who refuse to give in to lust, congrats and keep on standing tall… Don’t be ashamed to stay that way as it nothing wrong to be a VIRGIN…


Anyhow, think twice ladies, later Regret is not a choice as it is a reality …… and if you in any case say YES …. Choose to go for “GLOVE”! Safety is priority number 1!!


Also, Choose to Profess you LOVE differently on this Valentine Day! And if you already arrive in “the land of lust”, don’t mop around like sad puppy or jump up and down like a monkey got her banana…. Just take it like a pinch of salt ---> Lesson in Life!

Faith

What is Faith? Does having a Faith means you need to go to church every Sunday just to stay connected or Faith is what you believe in yourself that guide you through harsh cycle of life? I am bit confuse about it as I feel myself is slowly drifting a far and slipping to my own lazy self. Why, I ask myself and unfortunately I am clueless. I come from a family who value spirituality and my upbringing is all about being a good Christian. Every Sunday means going church and profess your faith to Him, plus I active participate as the alter servers in church.



But now, going to church feel like a drag to me, even waking up and getting ready seems like a milestone for me, I do feel like such a bad Christian and religiously I am guilty of that … is it …. I dunno…! I do believe in Him as he is my Savior and I do my best in following the 10 commandments. Yet, just like everyone I am caught in the midst of “duniawi” ! Spiritually I am as low as 5%, still, that is between me and Him….. I do want to get close to my own spirituallity and unfortunately I don’t know how. So does this mean I am less from those who go to church every Sunday and religiously committed? Or does this means I am one step away from being throw into Hell……………..! OMG! God .... little Help here! I guess living as a Christian todays really have its ups and downs, most often we find ourselves lost in the transitions.... As much as we try, we keep falling back away from Him and that is the one thing tha I regret. But I know one thing, although I am perfectly cluesless, I still turn to Him for guidance and comfort., as I know He won't judge me but take me as I am....as they say........

Believe and You Shall Receive

KAMI

I just saw 'KAMI the Movie', soreee kinda late of watching the last year movie, and I know most people who know me might thinking…”What the fcuk are you doing, watching some Malay movie?” …. Haaahahaha! Well, let’s just say I am changing my ‘angin’ for a while! Basically my little bro introduced me to this movie and I was forced to watch as I was too bored with nothing to watch and do. So, oh well…! But, hey it was ok bah the movie and I truly found myself liking it, kinda suck since I didn’t follow the drama at 8Tv. At least, the movie was better than Dunia Baru the movie. Honestly I have been a fan of the drama since season 1 kick off. I do hope the movie should be the conclusion of the drama. Yet, the movie not only sucks, it doesn’t live up to my expectation as a fan! The joke was lame and stupid and there is no kesinambungan dari jalan cerita drama ke movie dia. Duh, which is why I don’t believe of Malaysian movie, especially those who claim to be the best movie of the year----> soree, still kind of angry bout the DBTM !

The Good and Bad of the movie

Good

1. Script was good as it really depict how we young Malaysian truly speak to one another but in a more ‘clean version la’.

2. The soundtrack wasn’t all that bad and nice to hear a fresh new sound from the Malaysian underground scene –> Indie band. Heck it’s even better than the buble gum pop play nonstop in the mainstream media. Except for that 1 song, in which the singer ‘teriak2’ … ntah apa-apa…sound like a devilish pula.

3. I love how this movie portrayed bit of our Malaysian dysfunctional families and for that I believe Malaysian entertainment scenes are slowly moving forward towards a quality of “modification”. Go Malaysian Entertainment scene!

Bad

1. Storyline dia slow sangat la and I feel like it was kinda a drag to watch it. I mean I couldn’t wait for the movie to end and that feel like eternity for me.

2. I miss out on watching the drama, so I guess I was kind of blur bit bout the whole movie.

3. The actors seems bit stiff .... but their face does look like teenagers, rather than the actress in '5 Jingga' ---> Muka tua sangatla... x sesuai jadi bdak2 pom2..!

"Hidup ini palat, tapi esok masih ada" --> Love this word!